Ku'in on a Rainy, Windy, Icky Day

Ok, so it's been awhile. Life sucks and then we move on with things.

Well

For the most part anyway.

So I have a few friends that won't be happy (just messin' y'all) until the Jewels Ku's for the first time in like forever. I have to say I'm not the best ku-er in the world but it's raining...Might as well pass the time somehow.


Here's goes..................



It's a crappy day
Windy, Rainy, Cloudy,too
Where the hell's the sun

So what if it's Fall
Colorful Leaves Big Ol' Deal
Shorter Days Are Here

Oh but a brightside
Early darkness means one thing
Bedtimes Come Early


So there ya have it. My attempt at a Ku after a long hiatus of being gone. I might even attempt this again next week....One never knows.

Roller Coasters and Stupid People

Yes they exist. I encounter them everyday.

STUPID PEOPLE!!!!

You know the whole analogy about how life is roller coaster with all it's ups and downs? Well, I found a flaw. A HUGE one at that. How come the stupid people don't ever fall off? Wouldn't it make perfect sense if they did?

It's ridiculous the amount of stupid people I have to deal with on a daily basis. I haven't ever claimed to be the smartest or the brightest crayon in the box but come on now. I have some common sense. I have some book smarts. And I can bullshit better then just about anyone I know.

Wait, I suppose that was something I shouldn't have shared...Huh?

Yeah, yeah, I know, I lacked common sense for a second.

SUE ME!

The way my life has been going lately only means that the stupid people have multiplied in some ways. Ones whom I thought weren't such bad people, turned out to be some of the worst ever. Others whom I thought were bad people, turned out to be some of the best people on the planet.

Guess that says something for my judgment or something. Although I'd like to think that perhaps it's the elimate of surprise that had me fooled all along. Because come on now, who wants to doubt their own judgment?

Not me that's for sure.

"Life's about changes, Nothing ever stays the Same"

Isn't it funny how that happens? You go along in your life and you realize things aren't quite how you pictured them. I know nothing is the same forever but there are some things you have that you just expect to stay that way.

Or was I cuckoo for thinking that?

Ehh..don't answer that.

Anyway, changes are afoot in the life of Jewels. Some big, some small, some so out there most people would/will/just won't understand. But I shall remind everyone out there that I am a grown up. I may not always act like one but the fact remains that I am one. I expect as time goes on many of my new blogs will reflect the happenings in my life, reflect the changes that are all but suprising even to me.

I would like to say at this time though that I am FINE. GREAT even. I strongly believe that things happen in life for a reason. And for some who may be reading, please don't worry so much. The Jewels is a brave, strong person who knows she is love. Although you can't be strong forever, when you have great friends who love you, you gather strength from them all when you feel weak.


In other words, if some of you feel weaker then normal....Thanks. I'll return what I've borrowed as soon as possible.

It's about time....

February? Are you kidding me? Damn, guess it's been a really long time since I've blessed the web with my charming personality. I'm sure I really wasn't missed all that much considering I have next to no readers. And of course if I actually made an effort to blog and visit other bloggers perhaps that would change. But right now (obviously) that isn't in my great life plan. In fact I don't even know what IS in that plan. Life is rather dull but awesome at the same time with all the surprises it provides.

But that's not what I'm blogging about at the moment.

Nope.

Definitely not.


Right now I'm going to talk about the concept of the MAN. Not just humans in general, the actual MALES of our said species. The most confusing and yet delightfully wonderful at the same time.

Except mine of course.

He's just confusing.

Which is why we get along so well.....most of the time.

But not right at the moment.

Seems we have a communication gap or something. It's almost as if we are speaking a totally different language all together. I suppose though that doesn't come as a surprise to most females out there. Men and woman, yeah, we don't speak the same language at all.

For example: Ask a simple question and in return you get nothing but tone and attitude. At least in this house. Seems lately I can't even open my mouth without getting a jerky, crappy, yepyourpissingmeoff response. Those are my favorites. Next to root canals and giving birth to large babies. Or maybe even the occasional removing of vital organs with a dull spoon could be substituted in a pinch.

Anyway.......

I really don't know what bug crawled up this man's ass but it needs to find a new home. Like today or maybe even in the next 5 minutes would be great.

Otherwise the outcome will not be a pretty sight at all.

Anyone have any extra cash I could borrow for bail money?

The Missing Link

Well, not really but it's close.

See THAT! See that picture? It's proof that the boy does do homework.

Or least pretends really well.

Actually he was doing Math homework. (which took him all of 15 minutes to do by the way) I watched him so I know he really did it too. Two pages of math or 80 problems in 15 minutes.

Algebra no less!!


ALGEBRA!!!!!! One of my worst subjects in my high school career. And here he is doing this in 8th grade. It's standard for them to do algebra in 8th grade these days apparently. Of course it's not full blown Algebra but it's close enough that I still don't have a clue what the hell to do.


Now if I could only make him understand that he also has to do the In-Class work, I'd be golden.

But that's another story........

Haiku Friday: Frozen Stiff

White, shiny, and cold
Bliss for the kids, Hell for me
Spring time Hurry Up!


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Wordless Wednesday: The End

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